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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
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{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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The Murembwe River is a river in Burundi.
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